The Confidence of Kate Upton

The Confidence of Kate Upton

The Confidence of Kate Upton Confidence : So last night I was watching a show about Sports Illustrated (details on how they made this years magazine) on travel channel. I, like anyone else was in awe of how gorgeous all of the girls were. Flawless skin, no cellulite, skinny as can be! Shoot. Well, all except one. Kate Upton. This is no bash on her, this is me thinking that she is the most amazing person in the world because she is a real just like us and she KNOWS it.…

Read More

Mmm Delicious 10 Books to Read After Watching ‘The Green Inferno’

Mmm Delicious

Mmm Delicious 10 Books to Read After Watching ‘The Green Inferno’ Mmm Delicious  : The first time I watched Cannibal Holocaust I was thirteen and living in a hotel. It was around one in the morning and my parents were out, so I was alone in the room with a laptop to keep me busy. By then, I had fulfilled my daily quota of pornography (which is a pretty impressive task considering how large such a quota is for a thirteen year-old), so I was bored and in need of something new…

Read More

Real Aliens

Real Aliens

Real Aliens I can’t wait to see Prometheus, the fifth installment of the epic Aliens movies. I’ve spent chunks of the previous two evenings re-watching parts one and two, pouring over H.R. Giger’s creepy sketches online, and fantasizing about the “face-hugger mask” I could to design and wear to the theatre on June 8th. It struck me how much the pronounced vertebrae and pointed tails of the alien resemble those of the brine shrimp adorning Artemia’s front page. Further research led to an interesting discovery: both aliens and brine shrimp have…

Read More